In the following situations how would you react when someone tells you the following?
You're such a wuss.
Ha! But I'm smarter than you!
Your crush has a crush on me.
and your point would be?
I didn't know you were so dumb when it comes to math.
and yet they keep putting me in honours math
Hurry up would you?
-goes as slow as possible just to piss em off-
You're so snobbish
i say! that is just about the most arrogant thing any one being has ever said to me! AWAY PEASANT!
You afraid of me?
rawr. what about you?
He/she loves me more!
You have bad grades
thanks captain obvious.
What if your crush told you I have a crush on you?
i would fall off a cliff in happiness
I don't love you.
well thats random...
I think I love you
-goes off to find cliff-
Can I copy your answers?
-pushes paper towards-
I think I have a crush on your friend
cool beans why are you telling me?
Can I sit next to you?
sure why not.
Would you like to dance with me?
YESS -flails- -hands glowstick- -raves with him-
I think you have a crush on me
You have a cute smile
-blush. stare at ground. run away.-
Why are you so nice to me?
O3O im nice to everyone.
What's your reaction if your parents told you Come home before it gets dark
if i come home with strippers dont be surprised.
Look at your sibling, he/she is so good at school
lmao no he's not
Go to bed early
Clean the house, wash the dishes, water the plants
lol DAT IS NOT MAH JOB.
Study hard, ok?
OKAY! -goes on dA-
When I was your age I only had 1 quarter as lunch money
omfg no you did not. thats filth and lies.
Why can't you be more like him
who exactly are you talking about???
him? -points to hyperractive cleptomaniac brother-
or him? -points to alcoholic dad with no job-
what about him -points to your snarky boyfriend with anger issues-
When I say no... I MEAN NO!
I AINT EVEN MAD BRO.